Tuesday, February 24, 2009

You Hear that, Benz!?

"And I believe the nation that invented the automobile cannot walk away from it."

Why is the President so concerned with the German commitment to the automobile.

For a Fight

I think that if Jesus had been standing before me today in human form I would have punched Him square on the jaw. If only because I knew that He would turn the other cheek. Immediately after which I would have been overtaken with remorse and emotion, fallen into His arms in sorrow and repentance and cried my eyes out.

Because really... I just wanted to cry.

I needed something to push me over the edge, but nothing did. So I still haven't cried.

Not one tear.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Happy Birthday President Washington


When my boss' two year old daughter was asked what she wanted for her birthday she thought for a moment and responded, "My cake!"

I thought was silly until tonight when I realized that for my birthday this year I got lasagna, steak, yellow rice, broccoli casserole, peanut butter brownies, chocolate eclair cake and strawberry cheese cake. All my favorites.

I also got $several in B-A-M gift cards. I have planned out my purchases for tomorrow.

Jesus Wants to Save Christians
by Rob Bell
Exiles
by Michael Frost
Think Orange
by Reggie Joiner (whenever he finally releases the dad-gum thing)
A Knock at Midnight
by M.L. King Jr.
The Shack
by William Young

I'll keep you posted on them if you'd like.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Bain of My Existence

Dougherty County makes it extremely difficult to be a law abiding citizen.

In hopes of acting financially responsible, I have certain safeguards against spending. One such safeguard is in relation to the currency that I carry. I only carry enough cash to get me through the week + $5 + an emergency credit card.

Three weeks ago we received our Federal Tax Refund check so I paid off some upcoming bills. My license is up for renewal so that was the first check that I wrote for $15. While I was about to seal the envelope I realized that to pay by mail you must send it in one month a head of time. I was late by a week. So, I tucked away the $15 check and planned to go later.

I had the opportunity today. I patiently waited in an over crowded room with unfriendly associates. When my number was called I was informed that to pay in person the cost goes up to $20. (Thank goodness I carry an extra $5.) I was then informed that they could only accept one form of payment at a time. (Good thing I have an emergency credit card.) I was then informed that they do not take my credit car. In an incendiary tone I pointed out that, “the sign behind her claims that they accept Discover Card online, do you simply not have that capability in house.” The associate was not amused and assured me it was either, “Master Card or Visa.”

I asked if there was anything that I could do. She told me there was a bank across the street. I was thrilled. I raced across the street to learn that there was NOT a bank, but an ATM. Which would have been great only I don’t carry an ATM card. So, I drove to the nearest bank, cashed the paycheck I happened to have on me, and I was on my way.

As I peeled out of the parking lot and sped past the court house I spotted a Sherriff’s car and thought, “Oh no… They kept my license.”

Fortunately there were no more stags… accept for having to explain three times that I had already filled out my paper work and just needed to pay. All in all it took $20, 20 miles and 2 hours and 20 minutes to get a newer and more angry picture on my license. I just hope that 5 years from now I am not living in Albany.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Debate Camp

I know. It's been forever since I've blogged, but that is not entirely my fault. My wonderful wife has been making more use of the computer than I am able to do spilling my mindless dribble all over the internet. So, obviously she gets the computer most of the time.

Well, she's in the shower and I have an idea!

I want a debate. We haven't had one in a while. This question came to mind this morning while I was listening to a talented worship leader making an awful attempt at being a preaching in between songs. It is a question I have asked before with interesting results... but I can not for the life of me remember which side I had taken. I had a little debate in my head, but wanted to hear all of your thoughts as well. So, let's debate. You don't have to pick the side you think is right. You can play devil's advocate. Just give me an answer, and back it up. Let's have some fun!

"Is there power in the name of Jesus?"